We’ve been rocking with The Golden Pony since damn near day one. They’ve delivered hit remix after hit remix and have reworked everything from Simon & Garfunkel to Daft Punk. Dudes are badass producing DJs and if you’ve ever wondered what the best way to get on stage with them is, well, they’ve laid it out for you here. Check out “10 Ways To Get On Stage w/ The Golden Pony” below.

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10. Be a Dictator.

HOF 10 Ways To Get On Stage w: The Golden Pony Dictator

And have us play at your Million Dollar Birthday party. Because shit, if it’s your party we don’t really have a choice do we?

9. Offer a massage…

Because DJing requires agility!

8. Make us a cake…

HOF 10 Ways To Get On Stage w: The Golden Pony Cake

7. “Jack” with us!

HOF 10 Ways To Get On Stage w: The Golden Pony Jack with us

6. Say that you’re an audio engineer fixing a technical issue.

If that doesn’t work, say you’re a love engineer fixing a sexual problem.

5. Bring us a lot of beer.

Top choices are Pacifico in a bottle or Tecate/Modelo in a can. If you’re a poor hipster like us we happily accept PBR.

HOF 10 Ways To Get On Stage w: The Golden Pony Beer Girl

4. Be Nicolas Cage.

HOF 10 Ways To Get On Stage w: The Golden Pony Nicolas Cage

Because if you’re the famous Hollywood actor who starred in mega-hits such as “Con Air” and “National Treasure”, we will let you hang with us any time.

3. Ride a horse onstage.

There are two things we love more than life itself, Gold and Horses. If you show up with both of these we will let you move into our apartment.

HOF 10 Ways To Get On Stage w: The Golden Pony Girl on Horse

2. Come in an amazing costume.

HOF 10 Ways To Get On Stage w: The Golden Pony Costume

Because the world needs more color!!!

1. Get naked with us.

HOF 10 Ways To Get On Stage w: The Golden Pony Get Naked

(It usually happens about halfway through our set.)

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Guest written by Timothy & Thomas of The Golden Pony

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