10. Be a Dictator.
And have us play at your Million Dollar Birthday party. Because shit, if it’s your party we don’t really have a choice do we?
9. Offer a massage…
Because DJing requires agility!
8. Make us a cake…
7. “Jack” with us!
6. Say that you’re an audio engineer fixing a technical issue.
If that doesn’t work, say you’re a love engineer fixing a sexual problem.
5. Bring us a lot of beer.
Top choices are Pacifico in a bottle or Tecate/Modelo in a can. If you’re a poor hipster like us we happily accept PBR.
4. Be Nicolas Cage.
Because if you’re the famous Hollywood actor who starred in mega-hits such as “Con Air” and “National Treasure”, we will let you hang with us any time.
3. Ride a horse onstage.
There are two things we love more than life itself, Gold and Horses. If you show up with both of these we will let you move into our apartment.
2. Come in an amazing costume.
Because the world needs more color!!!
1. Get naked with us.
(It usually happens about halfway through our set.)
Guest written by Timothy & Thomas of The Golden Pony